CITIZENS' PURITY LEAGUE

We guarantee the personal integrity of the people in government

Hello! My name is Alan and I am a Scientologist and I am going to throw that fish back in the water because it is against the law to keep a crappie fish that is less than 9 inches long and then I won't have to spend my time trying to hide from the game warden.

Isn't that great?

The only way to be efficient is to have nothing to hide

Americans are entitled to be governed by honest politicians

We can ensure that no one in government is hiding information

(except for the CIA)

CITIZENS' PURITY LEAGUE of Kansas City

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