We guarantee the personal integrity of government employees and politicians
Hello! My name is Alan and I am going to throw that fish back in the water because it is against the law to keep a crappie fish that is less than 9 inches long and then I won't have to spend my time trying to hide from the game warden.
Isn't that great?
CITIZENS' PURITY LEAGUE of  Kansas City
To apply, contact the Personnel Procurement Officer at:
CitizensPurityLeague@gmail.com